Shirtie

A picture taken of your shirt while it's on. Much like a selfie but only having the shirt visible.

Hey, did you see the shirt I bought? No? I'll take a shirtie and send it to you.

by JDuke33 February 28, 2017

shirtie

one who always wears a shirt because they are embarrassed by the way they look especially while swimming.

Look at the shirtie in the pool!!!

by Catbxny July 6, 2011

Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013

red shirting

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

by subZOOM February 4, 2015

Shirtless old man

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020