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Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018
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shit fiddler

some who plays with shit
by big gilreath October 30, 2007
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Fiddler-shit

Fiddler shit means similar to “not giving a care in the world.” The name derives from Massachusetts,
specifically spoken by the residents in the Greater Boston area. Fiddler-shit is not to be confused with it’s close relative, fiddler-fart.
Kelly’s husband fiddler farted over at the fridge. Jake quickly smelled it, and Kelly apologized. Apparently he didn’t give a fiddler-shit and let one rip, blaming it on the salad cheese. The only explanation was to “hold your nose, Jake!”
by Conkywonky21 April 4, 2022
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