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Fiddler-shit 

Fiddler shit means similar to “not giving a care in the world.” The name derives from Massachusetts,
specifically spoken by the residents in the Greater Boston area. Fiddler-shit is not to be confused with it’s close relative, fiddler-fart.
Kelly’s husband fiddler farted over at the fridge. Jake quickly smelled it, and Kelly apologized. Apparently he didn’t give a fiddler-shit and let one rip, blaming it on the salad cheese. The only explanation was to “hold your nose, Jake!”
Fiddler-shit by Conkywonky21 April 4, 2022
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shit fiddler 

some who plays with shit
shit fiddler by big gilreath October 30, 2007

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fiddleshits

The Fiddleshits occur when the person, or persons, have ingested illicit substances causing what is scientifically referred to as nystagmus. This involuntary rapid eye movement is distinctly accompanied euphoric and disoriented during feeling....basically....you feel like are shivering but only your eyes need a jacket.
“Oh my god, I have the fiddleshits so bad right now”

“Fucking fiddleshits.”
Fiddleshits by Spanky213 October 9, 2021
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