Shinyism 

The act of becoming distracted by shiny or reflective objects.

Becky has shinyism.

Shinyism by Skill issues May 2, 2023

Shinism 

An extreme devotion to your mom, your cats, and browsing Facebook all day long.

"Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.

Shinism by Kheat77 June 11, 2018

Shineyism 

n.

Shineyism - Noun used to describe a form of ownage/pwnage added to a random word which, despite the best efforts of the composer, sounds like a complete sack of shit.

Man 1 -"Dude, I just got gayowned"
Man 2- "FFS you total retard, that's such a Shineyism"

Teabagowned
Deep heatown3d
Bummingowned

Shineyism by Hotdogsausageroll September 9, 2008

shinjismells 

A very cool mutual! Posts funny sh!t on tik tok and insta. She also likes Asuka from Evangelion a lot. I love her sm and y'all should too <3

-Hey, do you know shinjismells?
-Uhh, no?
-gtfo my goddamn house >:(

shinjismells by candice2137 July 4, 2021

shinjismells 

A very cool mutual!! Posts funny sh!t on tik tok and insta. She also likes Asuka from Evangelion a lot. I love her sm and y'all should too <3

-Hey, do you know shinjismells?
-Uhh, no?
-GTFO my goddamn house >:(

shinjismells by candice2137 July 4, 2021