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The shinobi law of numbers 

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
The shinobi law of numbers by Eloka December 13, 2008

Shinobi Life 2 

Shinobi Life 2 is a game where rinnegan = win
"You wanna play some Shinobi Life 2" said Jack. "I am going to kill myself tonight Jack" said his Father.
Shinobi Life 2 by zuroah October 19, 2020

Shinobied 

Commonly used word describing a woman whose ass it is sooooo flat that only a samuri with a katana blade could have cut it off so cleanly...usually followed up with extreme laughter and pointing by male friends
That girl was hot as hell from the front, but when she walked by I noticed she had been shinobied like a motherfucker
Shinobied by Geoff Robbins November 18, 2006

Shinobi Joe 

Shinobi Joe is a character, like Chuck Norris or Mr. T., who possesses superhuman abilities which is linked to him being a badass ninja.
There are no “i”s in team, but there are two “i”s in Shinobi Joe. Fuck you team.
Shinobi Joe by KewlNerd March 3, 2008

shitolie 

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.
Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane
shitolie by Setterstorm December 26, 2013
A high level ninja, highly trained in the art of stealth. Roughly translates into "Walker of Shadows" or "Warrior of the Night." These ninja were considered to be very powerful in both body and spirit.
He disappeared like a shinobi. In the blink of an eye, and only the sound of a muted whisper, he was gone.
Shinobi by Tsumetashi Setsubun February 4, 2006