shinartin 

Shinartin is a lazy personwho hates people and likes to stay home and watch tv and eat food rather than go out with friends on the weekends.

Stop being such a Shinartin and come to the club with us tonight.

shinartin by Playboipat June 14, 2017

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

red shirting 

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

red shirting by subZOOM February 4, 2015

Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

Reverse Sharting by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

shnargins

1. When you can't think of a word in a conversation or you are too lazy to try, shnargins takes the place of any person, place, or thing.

2. Can be used in place of an expletive to show anger or discontent

1: "Today, I will partake in many fun shnargins"

2: "Oh shnargins, I forgot my keys"

shnargins by sls9 March 8, 2014