Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"
The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.
Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).