Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020
When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.
by Guy Siemen July 26, 2009
Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.
A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.
A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."
A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.
A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."
by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006
Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006
a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."
1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.
by KRHimself September 5, 2005
1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.
2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.
(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.
(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"
9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010
by broetmitchell March 31, 2010