A dude named Steven who is cooler than your average Steven. He's either more funny, more attractive, more intelligent or all of the above, in comparison to a regular Steven. However, if a Steven refers to himself as a Shhhteven, he in turn becomes the opposite: less funny, less attractive, less intelligent, and most likely all of the above, in comparison to a regular Steven.
Alternate pronunciation: Shhhtephen.
Alternate pronunciation: Shhhtephen.
"Oh my God Becky, he's not just a Steven. He's a Shhhteven!"
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"What up? I'm Shhhteven."
"Uhhhh..yeah, lame."
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"Hey Shhhteven, lookin' good today... haha you're so funny and attractive AND intelligent!"
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"What up? I'm Shhhteven."
"Uhhhh..yeah, lame."
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"Hey Shhhteven, lookin' good today... haha you're so funny and attractive AND intelligent!"
by DJBiznatch January 31, 2021
Get the Shhhteven mug.A nice guy who can sometimes become life threatening at night specially if you are alone in the taxi with him and he is your driver
Person 1 in the morning: O my god shaheeven you are such a good friend.
Person 1 in the night: shaheeven i am junping out of the car you are creepy
Person 1 in the night: shaheeven i am junping out of the car you are creepy
by Mabootisobeeeg March 21, 2022
Get the shaheeven mug.The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet
Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.
Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).
Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.
Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).
If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.
Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."
A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.
Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."
A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.
by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005
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