Sheybird
Sheybird by thisguysucks February 28, 2011
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Shaybird
The most beautiful, sweet, special and unique girl that you will ever know in your life!
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
I never knew love could be like this, it's so damn incredible!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026