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Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
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Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!

Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!

Scenario 2:

Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!

Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008
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A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi August 25, 2008
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A very hot gymnist who won an Olympic gold medal for balance beam in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.
by Jholm93 August 24, 2008
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