Shave and Bag 

When you shave your pubes and put them in a plastic baggy. Then you would sneak into someones room. and unzip the plastic baggy and put the pubes all over the face or the persons mouth while they are sleeping. try not to choke them.

He likes to Shave and Bag his sister when she is passed out in her room.

Shave and Bag by Sirpubichair January 26, 2010

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012