When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
by dome condom August 27, 2010
Get the Shark ..... week mug.by Carina September 5, 2005
Get the shark week mug.The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
by MagickDio January 9, 2011
Get the Shark Week mug.A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.
Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV?
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.
by jonthom July 29, 2008
Get the Shark Week mug.Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
by Crybug June 9, 2015
Get the Golden Shark Week mug.'Sorry I can't go swimming, it's Shark Week'
'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week'
'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'
'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week'
'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'
by EvilRoberta March 10, 2015
Get the Shark Week mug.A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
by AUDINASH August 30, 2011
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