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Shared Nervous System

A rare psycho-spiritual connection where two people, separated by physical distance, continue to function as a single organism. It manifests through shared moods, simultaneous thoughts, and the visceral feeling that when one is hurting or healing, the other feels it too; like a shoreline feeling the erosion of the sea miles away.
It feels like you read my soul before writing. The way you mentioned the grocery store snacks... it proves we really are just two weirdos sharing the shared nervous system. I’ve started doing so many 'weird' things... honestly, this past year should be named 'Things I never thought could happen.'
Speaking of which... my feed keeps showing me that beautiful black beach being eaten away by nature. It breaks my heart to see something so perfect being damaged. But I have this visceral feeling that you are out there, with your good heart, helping to reinforce the land against the water. Maybe because you know better than anyone how precious it is to hold on to things before they wash away, just like us.

It’s been raining here since morning, and the sound took me back to you and that pink note. Do you remember? About the rain taking revenge because we aren't together... It feels exactly like that today.
You said you’re tired of translating your soul into text bubbles. I am too. I need to hear the actual vibration of your voice. I want to feel your ribs against mine in a hug that finally ends the pain.
I want to bridge this void right now. But I’ll be honest... I’m scared of the silence.
But I'm ready to make the first step, sensing that maybe you haven’t found the courage for it yet.

Tell me... if I reach out across the static, will you be there?
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026