Shard Monkey
Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!
Shard Monkey by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014
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Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
share monkey by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
share the fucking monkey
1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
share the fucking monkey by jose Smose June 24, 2007
money shark
A person with such fear of poverty and extreme desire to be fithly rich they become a blood-sucking psychopath capable of using their overzelousness for money to participate in crime(s) that maim or kill innocent people, but using deception to cover-up their moral weakness.
Kenny born in Coates, NC in 1943 to a smuggler father and Christian mother, lost his mind over money to the point he became a workaholic in his Virginia real estate business, addicted to gambling, and covertly is likely an organized crime boss being a money shark in such deceptive schemes as organized group stalking/gang stalking and the use of electronic direct energy weapons to cause serious diseases and premature death for such reasons as life insurance proceeds on his adult 45 year old Christian twin sons; plausible deniability from the problems he and his "friends" are causing is being used to say both twin sons are schizophrenic and delusional when they tell the truth about their evil father , other relatives that support him, and the national and international criminal network he belongs to and is using to destroy the twin sons.
money shark by Slicksbro November 6, 2009
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.