Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

Shane Wong by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

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Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

Shane Wong by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

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Shane Wong

A sex position made famous by "Dreaming of the Geisha," an erotic transgender Chinese film.

My ass is so sore.
Why is that?
Jamar was giving it to me Shane Wong style all night long.

Shane Wong by Coffe235346 December 18, 2010

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Shanelong09

A really annoying prick. He tends to like the nickname shaneshort09. He is good friends with Kali125yt. They are really annoying together. He is a very cool dude normally though.

Shanelong09 is an annoying person.

Shanelong09 by Shaneshort09 June 13, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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