Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

Shane Wong by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

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Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

Shane Wong by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

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Shane Wong

A sex position made famous by "Dreaming of the Geisha," an erotic transgender Chinese film.

My ass is so sore.
Why is that?
Jamar was giving it to me Shane Wong style all night long.

Shane Wong by Coffe235346 December 18, 2010

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Shanelong09

A really annoying prick. He tends to like the nickname shaneshort09. He is good friends with Kali125yt. They are really annoying together. He is a very cool dude normally though.

Shanelong09 is an annoying person.

Shanelong09 by Shaneshort09 June 13, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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