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Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...
The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!
Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020
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Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009
Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her
That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable
Shamoya by Dana4986 June 14, 2019

Shamewank 

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people
I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!
Shamewank by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009
Interj. - used to emphasize a particularly apt word, phrase, action, or set of circumstances.
"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard--shamow!"
Shamow by S. Fail January 7, 2010

Hehe shamona

What Michael Jackson says in his songs.
Look Hehe Shamona up on YouTube.