Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

Shadow Monkey by ComptonD March 28, 2007

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Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

Shadow Monkey by ComptonD March 22, 2007

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Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.

Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”

Shadow monkey by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024

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Shadow Wizard Money Gang

A gang of shadow wizards, who love casting spells. Their music is so good, it's been sponsored by the Shadow Government itself! They serve the almighty being, most commonly known as "The Swag Messiah." They also want nuclear bombs to be legal.

"I'M IN THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG! FEAR ME!!!"
(This post is sponsored by the shadow wizard money gang.)

Shadow Wizard Money Gang by vladimir_dadimir June 19, 2023