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When after finishing the first round of sex and you want to ask for the second round. Sexonds? yes please!
A husband leans over to his wife and asks for Sexonds, please?
Sexonds by Hollister25 November 25, 2010
Words you can keep
Joe: bro me and Lucy had 1000 sexonds!!
Lucy: I don’t exist I’m a figment of your imagination
Sexonds by Monkey bot January 21, 2022
The amount of time it takes for more than one person to have sex.

(Sexonds only applies to more than one person, for only one person having sex with themselves see: loneliness)
10 sexonds... She's pissed, but I'm happy!
Sexonds by Isthislegall? November 21, 2011
A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.
I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub
5 sexonds by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

seconds per frame 

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming
Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.
seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.
Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.
secondsary by donandmarie November 8, 2009

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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