Sexonds

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When after finishing the first round of sex and you want to ask for the second round. Sexonds? yes please!

A husband leans over to his wife and asks for Sexonds, please?

Sexonds by Hollister25 November 25, 2010

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Sexonds

Sexy seconds

Joe: bro me and Lucy had 1000 sexonds!!
Lucy: I don’t exist I’m a figment of your imagination

Sexonds by Monkey bot January 21, 2022

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Sexonds

The amount of time it takes for more than one person to have sex.

(Sexonds only applies to more than one person, for only one person having sex with themselves see: loneliness)

10 sexonds... She's pissed, but I'm happy!

Sexonds by Isthislegall? November 21, 2011

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5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

5 sexonds by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

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seconds per frame

seconds per frame (spf) is used when talking about the performance of a potato in gaming

Tom: Damn, Cold War is running amazing on my new PC, 60 fps at 4K!
Dan: Woah, that's amazing, my potato is doing 60 seconds per frame.

seconds per frame by dragonbgn January 21, 2021

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secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.

Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.

secondsary by donandmarie November 8, 2009

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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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