A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!