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Sex Pact 

The pact you WILLINGLY make in high school that when graduation rolls around and you are still a virgin, you have sex (full-on intercourse, none of this third-base or oral crap) with your best friend of the opposite gender regardless of circumstances, sexual orientation, feelings, etc.

Please do not rape your best friend. Mutual consent is required, seduction is allowed, protection is always necessary.
Steve: Oh man I can't believe you're going to college a virgin
Greg: Naw me and Kelsey made the Sex pact. I'm bangin her tonight
*highfives are exchanged*
Sex Pact by cherrypicker88 September 18, 2012
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10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.
Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."
10-Year Sex Pact by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026