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Sex Map by jayc33 January 9, 2024

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
maple syrup sex by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

Maple Sex 

Sex while using maple syrup as the lubricant.
Sex with a Maple tree.
Sex with a bottle of maple syrup.
Sex between two people of Canadian descent.
Nothings as sticky as maple sex...Eh?
Maple Sex by T. Olives August 28, 2008

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
maple syrup sex by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015