Sewickley 

A small town witha bunch of rich kids. All the kids are stuck up and snotty but the girls are HOT. All they do is go into "town" all day. a lot of drugs go around here cuz they can all afford it. my experience here was pretty chill, you know, life in the day of a rich kid. You know they are SUPER rich when they belong to the Edgeworth Club or go to Sewickley Academy. It is Range Rover heaven because all rich people must own a Range Rover, right? EVERYONE THATS ANYONE PLAYS LAX.

Sewickley, Rich Kids, Range Rovers, Elite Clubs, Lax Brahs

Sewickley by Sewickley bITCHEZZZ October 17, 2011

sewickley 

the smallest of small towns populated largely by old lady boutiques and antique shops. Houses more than its fair share of WASPs who have ridiculously large amounts of income. Subsequently, such rare species as the home mom reside in majority in its fair limits. Night life reaches its peak point at 8 o'clock culminating in a steamy starbucks lounge. On occasion, the less braindead of its inhabitants will wonder just why such a pointless town is in existence, although it is quite awesome for the more hard-core partiers who can max out at eat 'n park.

woman: sweetie, if you haven't thought of any other great ideas for our honeymoon, I was thinking we could go to sewickley!

man: what are you on? i'm not so sure i want to marry you anymore *backs away slowly*

sewickley by an awesome bitch May 13, 2005

Sewickley 

Quiet little suburb of pittsburgh with a bunch of stuck up rich people. teenagers buy and smoke weed behind eckerd and old people go out for a wild night at eat n' park. its basicly hell.





*Dece and legit were born here!

lets never move to Sewickley

Sewickley by YOURFACEE. October 13, 2008

sewickley 

I grew up in this small boring town. There is nothing to do and it was the talk of the town when we finally got a starbucks. Although it consists of mostly rich people, the teenagers I know are extremely unhappy. Everyone is so bored with themselves they just cause drama. Going to Eat'n Park, a little diner open 24 hours a day is the only exciting thing to do. My suggestion...never move there.

Sewickley is the smallest town i've ever been to

sewickley by wendy M. July 16, 2008

Sewickley Drop Off 

An elite(only for the super rich in town) sort of stop where one stops the car and cuts the engine right in the middle of a street, in their own little world, as they drop off their kid at an activity they "encouraged" them to participate in. A Sewickley Drop Off can be altered to become more of a Sewickley Chat, where the said subject stops the car, cuts the engine, and rolls down the window to have a lovely chat with Debbie from book club, whom said subject hasn't seen in "ages". A half hug and some air kisses are exchanged, as well as some "How are you"s and some "Oh and how is that wonderful woman, Ms. Gardenier, was it?"s until someone(usually a good, kind hearted citizen just getting frustrated) honks their horn and the goodbyes start. One more hug, more air kisses, and finally the engine starting. The good citizens of Sewickley, PA recognize this term, but it can be associated with several other small towns scattered across the country.

*Car stops*
Debbie(in car): Rosalyn! Oh, I haven't seen you in ages!
Rosalyn: And you, Debbie! How's book club! I unfortunately missed the last meeting...
Debbie: Oh, no problem. I'll just email you the information once I get home. But it's so nice to see you! Oh, come here!
*Debbie motions with her hands and they exchange what would look like an awkward half hug, patting the other's back*
*air kisses*
*car honk*
Debbie: Oh, well I must be going. Don't you forget to tell me all about that beautiful daughter of yours! I bet she'll grow up to be just like you! You must be so proud...
*conversation starts again, car honk*
*Debbie laughs a little*
*hug, air kisses*
Both women: Buh-bye!

Someone in the car behind them: Gee, such a Sewickley Drop Off!

Sewickley Drop Off by Salamanca Tree Hiddle November 9, 2012

Stickley Man 

A stick person who digs for pudding. Once had an encounter with Stinkoman.

Hey Stickley Man. WHAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?

Stickley Man by Stiffy April 23, 2004

stickley 

stickley is another name for a boner

Teacher: okay come up and give your presentation.
Student: I can't
Teacher: why not?
Student: cause im packing a major stickley right now

stickley by I GOT A BONER October 12, 2009