The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.
Person 1: Oh that person has seventyoneophobia? A jshk stan?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'