Seuss Snowflake Share definition Flag A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seuss’ publisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books. That dude is a total Seuss Snowflake. He’s so out of his gourd, he’s comparing Cardi B to Dr Seuss. Seuss Snowflake by CatchingRays March 9, 2021 Get the Seuss Snowflake mug.