The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.
Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"
N. (pronounced 'serve-eye-tuss', sometimes spelled "Serve-itis")
1.A serious disease where one can't help but to "serve" people for the duration of the disease. It is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
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Or when one gets their ass beat.
Guy 1: "Damn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that"
Guy 2: "I don't know,...I think I might have the Servitis"
Guy 1: "You'd better chill before you get your ass beat."
Guy 2: "The only person around here that gets their ass beat is your mom..."
::Crowd, oooohs while Guy 1 shakes his head::
Guy 2: "I'm sorry ! It's a disease ! "
Guy 1: "You're lucky it is or else my fist would be up your ass."
A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.
A social conservative who gets triggered and offended over things like gay couples holding hands, the pride flag, usage of profanity in the presence of their wives or children, or anything else that conflicts with their old fashioned brand of family values, and who wants safe spaces where there are no gay people, no pornography or profanity and where traditional christian morality is the law of the land, much like Social Justice Whiners who get triggered and offended over anything that goes against their brand of political correctness
Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.