Servatius 

The one, the only legendary bad ass

Look at Servatius over there, being all bad ass as bad assery could be...

Servatius by ReaganLogan December 4, 2019

Servature 

The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.

Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"

Servature by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004

Servitis

N. (pronounced 'serve-eye-tuss', sometimes spelled "Serve-itis")
1.A serious disease where one can't help but to "serve" people for the duration of the disease. It is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
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Or when one gets their ass beat.

Guy 1: "Damn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that"

Guy 2: "I don't know,...I think I might have the Servitis"

Guy 1: "You'd better chill before you get your ass beat."

Guy 2: "The only person around here that gets their ass beat is your mom..."

::Crowd, oooohs while Guy 1 shakes his head::

Guy 2: "I'm sorry ! It's a disease ! "

Guy 1: "You're lucky it is or else my fist would be up your ass."

Servitis by Urban-For-Real April 12, 2008

servais le roy 

a belgian magician who lived from 1865 to 1953, and who also happens to be a playable character in identity v if you fancy.

“ fuck, google’s giving me the wrong person when i search up servais le roy. ”
“ put idv after it, dumbass. ”

servais le roy by entoapologist March 20, 2021

Cerebral Serratus Seritosus 

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.

As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.

Cerebral Serratus Seritosus by I.D. Gas February 15, 2010

Cry-servative 

A social conservative who gets triggered and offended over things like gay couples holding hands, the pride flag, usage of profanity in the presence of their wives or children, or anything else that conflicts with their old fashioned brand of family values, and who wants safe spaces where there are no gay people, no pornography or profanity and where traditional christian morality is the law of the land, much like Social Justice Whiners who get triggered and offended over anything that goes against their brand of political correctness

Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake

Cry-servative by Disgruntled Winnipeger December 13, 2018

Servation

The unsuccessful attempt to combine the service and operations teams into a single business.

The servation team was unable to meet the customer’s expectation.

Servation by Mikey "Brains" March 21, 2011