Servitis

N. (pronounced 'serve-eye-tuss', sometimes spelled "Serve-itis")
1.A serious disease where one can't help but to "serve" people for the duration of the disease. It is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
.
.
Or when one gets their ass beat.

Guy 1: "Damn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that"

Guy 2: "I don't know,...I think I might have the Servitis"

Guy 1: "You'd better chill before you get your ass beat."

Guy 2: "The only person around here that gets their ass beat is your mom..."

::Crowd, oooohs while Guy 1 shakes his head::

Guy 2: "I'm sorry ! It's a disease ! "

Guy 1: "You're lucky it is or else my fist would be up your ass."

Servitis by Urban-For-Real April 12, 2008

servicism 

The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others

She's all about servicism; she doesn't fall in love.

servicism by LellaAngelina September 24, 2016

Seraitis 

When a person or persons start behaving like the titular "sera" in their actions. Showing lack of thinking skills, communication skills, and basic human functions.

"Hey I gotta tell you something."
"What?"
"Uhhhh I forgot hahahahah."
"Dude, you have a serious case of seraitis, thats the third time TODAY you've done this."

Seraitis by Seraitishaver_2222 September 5, 2025