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Servitis

N. (pronounced 'serve-eye-tuss', sometimes spelled "Serve-itis")
1.A serious disease where one can't help but to "serve" people for the duration of the disease. It is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
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Or when one gets their ass beat.
Guy 1: "Damn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that"

Guy 2: "I don't know,...I think I might have the Servitis"

Guy 1: "You'd better chill before you get your ass beat."

Guy 2: "The only person around here that gets their ass beat is your mom..."

::Crowd, oooohs while Guy 1 shakes his head::

Guy 2: "I'm sorry ! It's a disease ! "

Guy 1: "You're lucky it is or else my fist would be up your ass."
by Urban-For-Real April 12, 2008
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servicism

The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others
She's all about servicism; she doesn't fall in love.
by LellaAngelina September 24, 2016
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Seraitis

When a person or persons start behaving like the titular "sera" in their actions. Showing lack of thinking skills, communication skills, and basic human functions.
"Hey I gotta tell you something."
"What?"
"Uhhhh I forgot hahahahah."
"Dude, you have a serious case of seraitis, thats the third time TODAY you've done this."
by Seraitishaver_2222 September 5, 2025
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