The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.
someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).
human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*