September 26th

National sex day fuck your gf

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

by Gigga chad July 12, 2022

September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

September 26th

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

by Repeat it September 16, 2021

September 26th

The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❤️😎😜🤪🤩🥳🤯 (also your the best :) )

Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th

by mynameisweird November 28, 2019

september 26th

september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

by BFlr69 September 25, 2021

September the 26th

That is the day were the baddest bitches are born. If u have a crush one of them: tell her/him she/he loves confident boys/girls<3

„Hey badbitch i lemme be ya gf“
„YESSIR september the 26th is the perfect day“

„Hey badbitch lemme be ya bf“
„oh HELL yes you litterally chase the perfect date to tell me“

by Norathebaddestbitchintown November 13, 2020

26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021