Send the maid down for some mayonaise Share definition Flag Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification. Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise. Send the maid down for some mayonaise by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Send the maid down for some mayonaise mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch