Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

Have You Seen Keith Seigal?

a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.

OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur

by bobinskier August 18, 2009