Selash

A sadist. A man who will take you places and make you hurt. A man who will bring tears to your eyes and make you beg for more. Tall and handsome, he will make all your dreams come true.

Selash is going to take you to the place where only he can hurt you.

by sassafrass2 August 5, 2011

Variety Splash

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

emerald splash

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

by DankPods February 21, 2020

deep slash

very nasty remark fired at someone, usually in an exchange of
insults; verbal response to a cutting put down in an argument, but not always seriously; the name of the nastiest insult thrown out as the last word in argument; sarcastic response to a nasty remark

Bill: "You're so conceited you think your sh*t doesn't stink!"

Don: "Ooooooo, deep slash!!

by sparky3 February 26, 2011

splash hit

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.

I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.

by Bobalue February 7, 2013