Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

Secondhand Vagina by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.

Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

Secondhand Vagina by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.

Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!

Secondhand Vagina by K City L.C. June 24, 2008

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.

Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!

Secondhand Vagina by K City L.C. June 25, 2008

second hand vagina 

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

second hand vagina by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019