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Seattle Sleeper 

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.
My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.
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Seattle Sleeper 

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

seattle sweeper 

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
seattle sweeper by FatDixINC December 9, 2015

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.
1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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