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Seattle Sleeper 

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

seattle sweeper 

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
seattle sweeper by FatDixINC December 9, 2015

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.
1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass