When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
by J david February 1, 2008
Get the Sea Turtles mug.refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.
"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"
"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"
"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"
"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"
"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"
by Sean Don and Codine October 17, 2008
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An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.
Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
by yardnoc July 6, 2015
Get the sea turtles, mate mug.The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010
Get the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle mug.An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
by TheRealJake June 30, 2016
Get the Sea turtle mug.The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle
I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.
by Youngsteve March 31, 2011
Get the Sea Turtled mug.It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.
Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.
by rusticwear October 30, 2008
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