sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc June 27, 2015

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear September 18, 2008

Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

by orangeseaturtle November 21, 2011

sea turtle mouth

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

by Blaster80 February 3, 2018

Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

by thateinsteinguy December 30, 2016

daughters of the sea turtles

an alternate cult sounding name for VISCO girls, due to the stereotypical phrase: SAVE THE TURTLES.

random girl: (drinking from hydro flask ) SAVE THE TURTLES! and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks....
me:you are a member of the daughters of the sea turtles
random girl : what OwO (drinking from hydro flask)
me:has a cringe attack
me: faints

by antipeta222 January 12, 2021

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017