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sea breeze 

When a person is an ecstacy you use a Vick's Vaport Inhalor and blow the vapor in their eyes and nose and mouth while massaging their face.
I'm rolling balls dude gimme a sea breeze.
sea breeze by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005
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sea breeze 

A sexual fetish in which a man ejaculates into the rectum of his lover. The lover then uses flatulence to project the semen back onto the man's face.
I like cheeses and sea breezes ;)
sea breeze by crookster December 20, 2008

sea breeze 

qweef; the odor of a queef.
"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."
sea breeze by bill May 13, 2005

sea breeze 

on a hot day when a friend falls asleep next to a fan,jack off into the fan from behind...giving him or her a nice salty sea breeze.
sea breeze by danny January 11, 2004

sea breeze 

When a person is sitting on a vault latrine, suddenly slamming down the lid on the other side of the latrine, creating a breeze which will travel through the vault latrine to the occupant on the other side.
I gave my friend a sea breeze while he was taking a crap.
sea breeze by MPB January 20, 2005

Sea Breeze 

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
Sea Breeze by Rundvelt April 19, 2020

Salty Sea Breeze

When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.
I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.
Salty Sea Breeze by BatsyBoy March 30, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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