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stuff muffin 

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.
Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.
stuff muffin by Keepnitreal July 30, 2015

scruff muffin 

1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.
God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!
scruff muffin by Keeley Aurora October 23, 2007

Stuff the muffin 

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.
My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese
Stuff the muffin by DOB69 April 27, 2014

double stuff the muffin 

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Smuffmuffin 

An amazing person that is always there for you, great to have as a friend.
Thank you, you're a very good smuffmuffin.
Smuffmuffin by eloogle.moc.hi August 2, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026