A long, straight, solid turd.
I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.
by Bacinuge July 7, 2018
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(Verb). The past tense of skidding on a bicycle. If you grew up in a cave and didn't already know, skidding is when you slam the brakes and slide sideways.
Yo chuck did you see that, I must've scud 20 feet!
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Term used as a getting to someone you go way back with or have a relationship of some compacity with. This could reference a homie, bestfriend or close friend from long ago.
"Wassam scud"

"What's the word scud?"
by Jaygotterms April 22, 2021
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A bro, douchbag. A frat boy honky fuck from the 909 with blastic nuts hanging from his raised truck. Gets drunk and starts fights at the county fair.
All the dudes that fuck with harold and kumar are fucking scuds.
by wakkadoodooo January 1, 2016
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a dart that hits a random location.
I shoot for the triple fifteen and get a triple twenty. "man that was a real scud!"
by don williams January 18, 2007
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A reference to a womans' **large breasts** which alludes to the Soviet made ballistic missiles made famous by Sadam Hussain.
Whoa did you see the top Linda is wearing today? God her scuds are amazing. And I love her personality.
by Pacmann32 April 11, 2020
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A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.
1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."
by heydoood June 16, 2019
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