Scubant 

Someone that is a scumbag. Cunt.

Henry is seeing the biggest scubant in town 6⁶

Scubant by Yosemite Sam September 21, 2022

Scubatan 

The tan one receives by commonly wearing ridiculously long shorts in the summer. Generally only males are rendered with this strange positioning of tan lines, primarily due to the popularity of basketball shorts which go down to only about six inches from the ground. Since only about half of the calf is exposed to sunlight it's the only part of the leg which becomes tan. When worn in conjunction with equally popular (and equally bogus) over-sized shirts, the resultant tan leaves the appearance of a pasty-white scuba suit worn by the afflicted subject.

Jill and Sally were at the local watering hole.
Jill giggled. "My boyfriend John always wears basketball shorts in the summer, so every fall he winds up with a scubatan."

Scubatan by Shanedog August 5, 2011

Scubanut 

A squirrel that’s soaking wet and is scurrying away.

Yo, did you see that SCUBANUT running down the street?

Scubanut by I AMTHEBEST121 July 24, 2024

Scuban 

A real world for sure, there's many people who use the word scuban

"Hey I'll have a scuban sandwich"

Scuban by YouKnowWhoWroteThisSkyler July 14, 2025

Subantha

Nickname for Suboxone/Subutex; Adds fun to the dreadful act of taking your daily MAT. :’)

Also the cousin to Baby P and Aunty H.
The cousin who just be showing up at the family function when nobody invited/wanted them there..

I can’t wait to put that dirty, skanky lil, orange floor cleaner-flavored whore Subantha under my tongue and NOT do any Heroin/Fentanyl today..

oh, yay… Subantha’s here…

Subantha by peedpance December 3, 2025