Scrambled Eggs 

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

Scrambled Eggs by Busaman June 27, 2009

scrambled eggs 

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

scrambled eggs by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Scrambled eggs 

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambled eggs 

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

scrambled eggs by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Scrambled eggs 

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

Scrambled eggs by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled Eggs 

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

Scrambled Eggs by Neil Mik January 26, 2009

Scrambled Eggs 

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

Scrambled Eggs by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013