scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

scott pilgrimage by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014