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Scientific Sophism

The use of scientific language, authority, and prestige to defend positions that science doesn't actually support, or to dismiss valid concerns as "unscientific." Scientific Sophism invokes "science says" without citing studies, uses scientific vocabulary to impress rather than inform, and treats scientific consensus as infallible dogma when convenient. The scientific sophist is not a scientist; they're a performer of scientificality, using the cultural authority of science for rhetorical advantage.
"He kept saying 'science proves it' but couldn't name a single study. Scientific Sophism: invoking science's authority without science's evidence. The lab coat was rhetorical, not real. Science became a costume, not a method."
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Scientistic Sophism

A particularly aggressive form of scientific sophism that insists only science can produce knowledge, dismissing all other ways of knowing as worthless. Scientistic Sophism uses the prestige of science to police the boundaries of legitimate inquiry, excluding philosophy, art, experience, and tradition from the realm of knowledge. It's sophistry dressed as rigor: "not scientific" becomes a magic phrase that makes any non-scientific claim disappear, regardless of its validity or value.
"Philosophy is useless, art is decoration, experience is anecdote—only science matters. That's Scientistic Sophism: using science as a cudgel against every other way of knowing. The irony is that this claim isn't scientific; it's philosophical. Scientism eats its own tail and calls it progress."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026