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Scientific Anti-communism

A variant of anti-communism that uses the authority of science (or a distorted image of it) to delegitimize Marxist thought. Its defenders claim that communism contradicts supposedly universal natural, biological, or economic laws—such as scarcity, competition, genetic selfishness, or private property as an extension of animal territory. Unlike epistemological anti-communism (which attacks Marxist method), scientific anti-communism attacks the conclusions of Marxism as "scientifically false." It often invokes alleged studies on hierarchy in primates or innate economic rationality.
Scientific Anti-communism "An influencer said: 'Nature is not egalitarian. Communism fails because it goes against human biology. Look at chimpanzees: the alpha male always leads. That's science!' – ignoring centuries of critical anthropology."
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Scientific Anti‑communism

A form of anti‑communism that claims scientific authority for its opposition, often by arguing that Marxism fails empirical tests, is unfalsifiable, or contradicts established science (e.g., economics, psychology, evolutionary theory). It presents itself not as political prejudice but as a rational, evidence‑based critique. Scientific anti‑communism draws on Karl Popper’s demarcation criterion (Marxism as pseudoscience) and Cold War social science that framed communism as irrational or pathological. Its practitioners often ignore that their own preferred systems (liberal capitalism, democracy) also rest on unprovable assumptions.
Example: “He rejected Marx because ‘historical materialism isn’t falsifiable’—scientific anti‑communism, using Popper’s rule as a political weapon while ignoring that liberalism’s core tenets are equally unfalsifiable.”

Scientistic Anti‑communism

A variant of scientific anti‑communism that elevates science—or a particular image of science—into the ultimate arbiter of truth, then uses that standard to condemn communism as unscientific, dogmatic, or delusional. Scientistic anti‑communism often reduces complex social questions to technical problems, demanding “evidence” for revolutionary change while treating existing capitalist arrangements as natural. It relies on the prestige of science to launder political preferences, framing opposition to communism not as a political choice but as a rational necessity.

Example: “He called communism ‘anti‑science’ because it didn’t produce RCTs for every policy—scientistic anti‑communism, using a narrow model of science to foreclose entire political possibilities.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026