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Schwans Job

A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm
"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"
by NudeBeach January 27, 2010
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schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.
Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.
by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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