schumertl 

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.

"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"

schumertl by Flemsip June 25, 2017

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018