Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise

Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?

by Might be Zeke June 29, 2021

Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.

A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!

by CamSilvy July 20, 2023

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020