A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017
A person who is currently no longer undertaking full time high school education who sleeps with a person still enrolled.
School girl 1: "Did you pull that process engineer last night?"
School girl 2: "Yes he was the best school bus driver i've ever met!"
School girl 2: "Yes he was the best school bus driver i've ever met!"
by Goodnight Bear July 31, 2006
by Alanspiderkipz July 07, 2018
Derogatory term for a lesbian
by almost June 22, 2004
being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 06, 2010
When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.
by bluecollartabletalk February 13, 2022