fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield
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Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning
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Being so lazy its unbelievable
see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry
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When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
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