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schnatter 

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.
"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."
schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

Schaftenfreude 

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."
Schaftenfreude by Schafter November 2, 2017

john schnatter-face 

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.
"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

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Snorting a line of coke, meth, heroin, etc.
Tim said he was doing schnafes with his girl when I talked to him last.
schnafer by spinge June 28, 2005

schtafter 

A thin, long strip of ballsack, savagely riped off with criminal intent. A favorite among young palestinian boys.
Kevin Drummond downs schafter like it was beef jerky.
schtafter by Loner with a boner March 13, 2003